ZEE ASKS NON-AMERICANS TO FILL OUT A MAP OF THE USA ON THE 4TH OF JULY (part 1)
i love how everybody knows where texas is
*snort* I want to be apologized to in the form of poutine.
oh my god
I love how Ohio started out in Iowa and slowly migrated westward until we grew into Montana.
meanwhile actual Ohio somehow passes for New York
The Canadian that called California ‘Alberta’ is doing that on purpose!
However, you Non-Americans are okay—we Americans can’t even name all 50 states outside of grade school when we have to learn it. Then as adults we forget all the states that arn’t border states to us or have significant events or places going on in them.
I’m most amused at everybody thinking Obama lives in the Pacific Northwest. The state of Washington was named so because it was one of the last territories we took from England (It was going to be a part of Canada) and to stick it to England’s face, we branded the state “WASHINGTON” to remind England about the Revolutionary War.
'Washington D.C.' is technically 'District of Colombia' which is a mini city-state capital of the entire country. Yeah, confusing, I know!
trying to play hard to get while being hard to want
If I text you back fast its not because Im thirsty its because my phone was in my hand at the time. The waiting to text people back on purpose shit is childish
I TOOK A SHIT
When you’re sightreading a piece and suddenly it gets 10x harder
- breath in for 4 seconds
- hold your breath for 7 seconds
- exhale breath for 8 seconds
repeat once or twice more.
This causes an autonomic nervous system shift from a sympathetic (fight or flight reaction) state to a parasympathetic response.
Use this for panic/anxiety attacks, exams, presentations.
Never not reblog
This is a really good tip for dealing with anxiety and panic!
My counselor taught me this. It helps a lot.
WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE I AM
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